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February 22nd, 2005

Marean, Generalul - Mayor
February 22nd, 2005
Cine este si ce doreshte candidatul la primaria generala Vanghelie care vrea sa fie ! - incearca sa ne lamureasca distinsul d-n CTP. Oh, si Octavian Paler pare sa aibe ceva de spus pe aceeashi tema. Pentru cine citea almanahurile Anticipatsia innainte de lovilutsie, numele lui Ioan Grosan suna un clopotel mititel.
Trei oameni, trei articole, si numai o parere ? Mai rasfiratsi, baietsi, ca se filmeaza !
Aquisition & Logistics
February 22nd, 2005
A Scottish man, a French man and a Japanese man are sent to a remote island by scientists to see how they survive.
The French man says “I will prepare dinner!”.
The Scottish man says “I’ll chop firewood!”.
The Japanese man sits there looking confused so the men ask him to go into the forest and get supplies.
A year passes and the scientists come to the island to pick the men up.
The Scottish man and the French man are there but the Japanese man is nowhere to be seen. The men say that the Japanese man disappeared in the forest and the scientists send out a search party.
The search party wonder into the forest. Suddenly the Japanese man leaps out of the bushes stark naked with a huge grin on his face and yells
“SUPPLIES!”.