Good news, everyone?

May 26th, 2005

Save your pennies, for Futurama could come back on DVDs. If not, you will be able to buy buckets of ice-cream. Enjoy.

Excellent photographs from Sam Abel.

(Thanks, Mircea.)

Let’s say, you are/want to become an evil genius, take over the world, and rule it. Make sure you read some guidelines in the Evil Overlord List

My favorite:
“One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.”

Sa nu uitam

May 25th, 2005

TIFF 2005

Pentru cārcotaşi: [film], pentru ca e festivalul de film de la Cluj
[de vizitat], pentru ca ma de gānd sa ma duc
[oenologie], pentru ca am de gand sa beau, si nu bere, ca nu-mi place
[arta], pentur ca se va tine (ele, filmele), la cinema Arta
[stiri], ca sa stiti!

The topic sais it all - Diplomatic Language Blunders
It seems the mother of cretins is always carrying some politician wannabe!

On the top ten, we meet Mr. Milu: “Romania’s political arena is disgusting.”

Sunt convins că multă lumea ar putea privi cu condescendenţă lista cu echivalenţele Linux ale programelor Windows.
Dar mi-a plăcut ideea - adică, dacă vrei să faci ceva, fă-o ca lumea! Şi nu da banii pe prostii!

Stupid Romanian IRC logs

May 24th, 2005

Topul stupiditatilor de pe IRC (similar cu cel de pe bash.org), in varianta romaneasca.

(Thanks, Livia.)

What’s in your name?

May 21st, 2005

Nastase: “These people are super-sensitive. They respond to all forms of natural beauty […]”
Iliescu: “Leadership and organization are the main qualities of these names. These people are strong, confident and self-sufficient. They have no intention of taking a back seat to anyone. […]”
Vacaroiu: “Their weakness lies in the kidneys […]”

So, what’s in your name?

(Thanks, Madalina.)

Dilbert

May 20th, 2005

«There’s no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you’re halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can’t love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it’s natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace