razvan jigorea & friends: the blog

Forget about a big collection of movies or music albums. They will autodestruct after the first usage. I hope books and girlfriends are next.

(Inspired by a true disclaimer.)

Let’s say I hate you, mr. Smith. Can I mess your life by sending you “by mistake” a message like this?

Dear best friend of Mr. Smith,

Don’t say anything, but Mrs. Smith is a sport and she goes, you know what I mean… Say no more.

Yours truly,
Dr. Evil

This message and any files or documents attached are classified as Razvan “Bozo” Jigorea confidential and Propietary Information. It is intended only for the individual or entity named and others authorized to receive it. If you are not the intended recipient or authorized to receive it, you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution or taking any action in reliance on the contents of this information is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately then delete it from your system.

So, tell me Mr. Smith, you’re in a deadlock, huh? You will certainly read the mail, but since it wasn’t addressed to you and you got it by mistake, you can do nothing, or I will own your soul.

Of course, I cannot do shit about it. Then why the fork do the companies put this sort of silly disclaimers in their outgoing e-mails?

Comments are welcome.

…in the space elevator!

Suna a Caragiale, da’ pare-se ca-i adevarat, ne zice DoNotReply.com. No, ca destul am zic ca-i rau gugål si mic-moale, acu sa mai ne legam si de Yahoo!

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