Dropping your iPod in the airplane lavatory…
October 2nd, 2006
…can get both your iPod (literally) and yourself (metaphorically) in deep shit.
Ultima linguseala
September 27th, 2006
Ca mare fan al filateliei, in copilarie, am citit undeva ca oamenii care apar pe timbre sunt fie morti, fie poarta coroana. Eh, nu si la noi, insa: parlamentari pe care ii lingi pe partea dorsala.
Together of the Jewish and Muslim
September 25th, 2006
We learn from the Los Angeles Times about A Rare Coming-Together of the Jewish and Muslim Holy Seasons
Fuck your arses, monsters!
July 22nd, 2006
So isn’t this holocaust?
Israel is a woman. A hysteric one.
July 18th, 2006
Our friend G. W. Bush said that “Israel has the right to defend herself” (although, the title of the linked article corrects the cunning linguist). Some Israeli soldiers (as opposed to civilians) were captured, and Israel’s response was mindless bombing. Oh, forgive me for writing “mindless”; if I say something bad about Israel and its her people I will be automatically categorized as anti-semitic. Therefore I’m going to kiss their butts and worship them, like I’m supposed to do. Of course, I expect the same in exchange (except for the worshipping part) from them and from my their friend, Bush.
U.S. court tosses lawsuit over “In God We Trust”
June 14th, 2006
Yahoo News, citing Reuters, brings us news on a new case in “celebrating diversity through annihilation of differences”. This one has been dismissed, however it can be further elaborated. For instance, the U. S. gov’t should go fu sue itself for using Arabic numerals on their money!
(Thanks, Mr. Zeus.)
Vantu, o ipoteza
June 3rd, 2006
“Se simt intelectualii frustati? Le dam un premiu. 50.000 de dolari, pentru excelenta in cultura.
Vintu cumpara vulnerabilitatile valoroase de pe piata. Atrage in colaborari ieftine pe aceia care, daca ar ajunge in tabara adversarilor, l-ar costa mai scump.”
Cel mai pertinent scenariu, din cate am auzit pana acuma.
Hmmm :(
Bastards (2): the return of the bastards
June 1st, 2006
Crush the muthafokkah to tiny little atoms!
June 1st, 2006
“Asociatia Consumatorilor de Media protesteaza fata de intentia domnului Sorin Ovidiu Vantu, anuntata public in ziarul Evenimentul Zilei, din data de 31 mai, de a cenzura articolele jurnalistilor din subordine in masura in care nu ii aduc profit.”
Arza-l focu’Izbi-l-ar Domnu’ de pulangiu!
“Izbi-l-ar Domnu’” is a trade-mark of Eugen. Used by permission.
Adio, Catavencu
May 30th, 2006
Sorin Ovidiu Vantu a achizitionat grupul Catavencu.
(Si, apropo de asta, cred ca as putea spune si “adio, HotNews”, care tot mai slab e de cind au proprii lor jurnalisti in loc sa preia stirile si articolele din ziare, de cind critica de film e preluata de la pulica ala de finantist Radu Preda, de cind fac ei singuri diverse analize “originale”.)